I just could not pass up this bit of spiritual advice given everything I observe riding my motorcycle.
> This notice can now be found in French churches: (translation follows)
>
> En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.
> Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.
> Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.
> Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et parle lui.
> Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.
>
Translation:
>
> It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
> On the other hand, it is not likely that He will contact you by phone.
> Thank you for turning off your phone.
> If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and talk to Him.
> If you would like to see Him, send Him a text while driving.
